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Shu Maung's top-10 past-time
- Subject: Shu Maung's top-10 past-time
- From: tun@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 10 May 1995 08:13:00
Shu Maung's top-10 past-time
by
Coban Tun
[ Considering the kind of materials published in Dim Light of Myanmar,
a very dim one at that, I would be thrill if they publish my top-10.]
#10. The rhino's horns kept getting shorter at Rangoon Zoo .
(don't ask me what he use it for -- guess)
#9. You let me win at a golf game or I club you and take your wife!!
(prove: Khin May Than)
#8. You don't need no stinking education to run a country, just guns!!!
#7. When the army shoot, it doesn't shoot in to air. It shoot to killed.
(a classic quotes from his "retirment" speech)
#6. Hey, let's get a international whore [Yadana Nat Mei] for 2 weeks for
$14 millions.
[dude: you got burn!]
#5. I want that young woman as my wife even if she was marry. (1988)
#4. I need a another blood tranfusion!
#3. I told them to use recoiless gun at the Student Union in '62.
[Right!]
#2. I'll pull the string, you do the dancing...
#1. If You don't know the time-table for 9, you can't work for me!