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 Yuh gotta be really dumb not to read the TIGER ALERT

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                   Tiger Alert : Arming the People

   Edited in London by Olive North and Little Red Riding Hood      


Editorial : Actually, the TA is four, yes 4 years old this week.
But as the Buffalo.net and NASA had a nervous breakdown.
Only occasionally do we revive her. Got a tongue like a 
Scottish whiplash with a broken 5 iron does TA. 
Even worse than having lads with AK47s demanding 
their rights.

The Tiger Alert  : Contentious? Never! With a swing as smooth 
as a baby's bum. The TA spreads enlightenment on various laws
of ballistics around the world. 

But seriously folks. We wondered what you woud think of the 
following ideas? Let's get rid of the boring stuff first huh?

Question : Could you be satisfied with life if you earned a mill a year?

So, (as they as "something of value"...) Why does the world let 
actors, muscians and sportspersons get so greedy that they have to 
grab it all at once?  They can always have a reserve fund in case they 
fall on "hard times", or something like that. But to earn more than a 
million (say pounds to be generous huh?) per year for being 
"entertainers" of sorts? Well, not in my book..

Of course this econ-philosophy would not please such as Mick, Paul, 
Elton, Garth Brooks, and the various estates of the long dead (from 
various causes), "star system" idols. But it would be far healthier than 
what we all currently have to bear.  Is anyone addicted to hip hop or 
are the record companies telling lies again? 

A wage capping on Rap?
Hmmm, veeeeery interesting.. 


Apart from the fact that this editor woud enjoy any news that the 
favourite greens of the generals were sorta screwd up for a 
season or two. What's this to do with golf? 

It's got lots to do with it. Golf and greed. Tiger Eldrik Woods
is about to break the million mark. That's not, a mill a year, not 
even a mill a month, but yes.       A million a week. 

A few years ago, Tiger  Woods, (sponsored by Adams Tobacco 
and Nike) was interviewed from the head quarters of the Golf 
Channel in Orlando, Flo. saying that he was an anti-racist. He 
then went to Thailand and got paid an absolute fortune for 
catching the jet and teeing off. And was granted Thai 
citizenship. 

This is all very nice but I am getting confused here. If Tiger is an 
anti-racist, a loyal Thai citizen, why is he not spending some of his 
millions of dollars and world wide profile helping fight racism in the 
far east?

That meeting with Mandela must have not cut through the forest 
as much as the Pres would have wished huh? And certainly 
Woods doesn't seem to be able to see the green for all the trees.


Wanna talk to his management?  Just let the TA know..
They are closer than you think.

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btw : We've got a Syd 2000 Burma Out! demo going here this 
month? Remember?

Friday 15th October Australian High Commission, 
the Strand London. 2 o/c..

Burmese  Embassy,  Charles Street, Nr Piccadilly. 3.30.

No doubt the po-lice will be in attendence, but this time, as we
are pursueing a genuine war upon drugs. (And pro sport coud do 
with a bit of a clean up too ? Promise, they Will be on your side 
of the "fence", at least in spirit. ;-) Promise.

                             Maybe Tiger will show up?

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OK, that's about it.   No one has taken a shot at genocidal
Bush Snr, let alone his weird son in ages. So, if you have 
any spare time? We'll give you star billing.

Have a great week and remember, keeping the eye on ones 
balls sometimes leads one into the rough. Better forget it huh?

                Too many landmines.
        
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